Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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