I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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