all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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