yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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