No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So much rum. So many feels.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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