I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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