windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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