but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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