It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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