Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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