A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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