Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
