I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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