Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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