i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
did i just pee glitter
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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