just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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