My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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