But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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