So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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