That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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