my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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