lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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