Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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