She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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