Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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