Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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