drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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