you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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