New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Alive.
So much puke
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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