Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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