My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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