well I can't set my house on fire every night
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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