I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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