I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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