i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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