we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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