she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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