Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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