so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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