Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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