i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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