Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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