So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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