So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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