another moral hangover. fuck.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
