i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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