What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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