On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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