I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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