Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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