D3 body, D1 cock
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Small penises have feelings too.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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