so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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