oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize