So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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