I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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