She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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